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lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

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  • salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
  • helga: shoot
  • salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
  • rowena: what
  • salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
  • rowena: its an eagle
  • salazar: okay whatever
  • godric: i dont think uh
  • salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
  • godric: okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
  • salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
  • helga:
  • rowena:
  • godric:
  • salazar:
  • helga: what did you do
  • salazar: NOTHING
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wildface97:

Hops onto bandwagon ewe

Ignore realistic Seviper and Raticate

wildface97:

Hops onto bandwagon ewe

Ignore realistic Seviper and Raticate

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congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

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freezecooper said:
Someone should photoshop the ball pit with Bad Dragon dildos in it instead of balls.

kimbus-thewhitelion:

17000dollars:

nonbinarydragon:

cactus-wren-bd:

17000dollars:

cactus-wren-bd:

17000dollars:

If anyone actually does this, I will probably print it out and hang it on my wall or something 

I’m gonna attempt this. I just need a pic of the ball pit and a bunch of Bad Dragon stock pics (which I already have).

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good luck soldier

Here it is 17000dollars, the finished product of about 7 hours of work and wrist strain.

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ive heard of cockpits but this is ridiculous

you are the first person i have seen make this pun and i can’t tell if i’m offended because no one made it before or if i’m offended because it’s a great fucking pun

"cockpits" is the punchline of my favorite dirty joke.

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imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

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a real movie

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shit. shit

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mrskittyforman:

if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it

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The Beauty Underneath
Andrew Lloyd Webber && Love Never Dies
23 plays

askthefaery:

rosycheeksandlashes:

When the Phantom meets Gustave and they discover they like the same dark, creepy things

I loveeee Love Never Dies. It’s like beautiful fanfiction. Til’ I Hear You Sing gives me chills. And Beneath A Moonless Sky is sexyyyyy
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broken-knees:

people-should-all-be-onions:

iwillmakeitthroughthis:

FOREVER REBLOG.

my god

the Snape one gets me every time.

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tyrianterror:

roachpatrol:

nearly-headless-horseman:

totalnerd666:

her-my-oh-ne:

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right

Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE. 

            

Including tags because oh my fucking god.

I misread this as Hermione saying “My parents are lesbians.”

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grandwizardsofwaverlyplace:

Digimon Meme - 6/13 Digimon
Whamon

grandwizardsofwaverlyplace:

Digimon Meme - 6/13 Digimon

Whamon

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