Someone should photoshop the ball pit with Bad Dragon dildos in it instead of balls.
If anyone actually does this, I will probably print it out and hang it on my wall or something
I’m gonna attempt this. I just need a pic of the ball pit and a bunch of Bad Dragon stock pics (which I already have).
good luck soldier
Here it is 17000dollars, the finished product of about 7 hours of work and wrist strain.
ive heard of cockpits but this is ridiculous
you are the first person i have seen make this pun and i can’t tell if i’m offended because no one made it before or if i’m offended because it’s a great fucking pun
"cockpits" is the punchline of my favorite dirty joke.
remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster
a real movie
When the Phantom meets Gustave and they discover they like the same dark, creepy thingsI loveeee Love Never Dies. It’s like beautiful fanfiction. Til’ I Hear You Sing gives me chills. And Beneath A Moonless Sky is sexyyyyy
#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene
I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.
Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE.
#this is a harry potter blog #seriously any profession that turns out a kid like hermione #must be utterly terrifying #neville finds out it involves rearranging people’s teeth with wires and drills #and drugs and scrapy knives #and is like AHA #I KNEW IT#I KNEW THEY WERE TERRIFYING #hermione granger: horrifying storm of a girl since day one #(so do the muggles have to be hunted down for that or does the government assign you targets) he asks her one day #she squints at him for a long time #’they volunteer’ she says eventually #neville shivers #muggles are HARDCORE
Including tags because oh my fucking god.
I misread this as Hermione saying “My parents are lesbians.”