YOU LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND HAVE NO INCOME HOW ARE YOU AFFORDING ALL THESE DRUGS AND DRINKS SMH THINGS THAT ARE NEVER EXPLAINED IN THESE BLOODY ENGLISH TEEN DRAMAS
Magic. They’re the rejects from Hogwarts and use what little they learned to conjure up drugs.
This looks like the type of horse that will lure you onto his back and then carry you into a lake.
So is this horse is planning to drown me? I no longer trust beautiful horses.
I would go with this horse.
"Eric, don’t drown her. I shouldn’t have to add ‘please’ when its about not drowning my friends, dude."
Hello! I am 100% Real Horse! Not Kelpie, ha ha, nope, REAL HORSE. Don’t believe the Kelpie hype. That’s what THEY want you to believe. I have made a YouTube video about the Kelpie Conspiracy! Get on my back and I’ll take you to the comment section.
It’s a pooka. It’s going to tempt you onto its back and take you for a wild and terrifying ride. If you impress it, it might let you go.
Such is the quality of bees by Bunnymuff
you: hey isozyme, what do you want most in this world?
me: project runway AUs in every fandomdude
But why is Hermione and Harry black ?
There’s a pretty common fan theory due to the descriptions of their hair and no canonical mention of the colour of their skin, that Harry is mixed (lending weight to his straddling of two worlds) and Hermione is black (making the “mudblood” insults even more hurtful).
I have no idea why everyone in the entire world isn’t talking about this. I joined hogwartsishere just a few short hours ago and I’ve already had more fun than when I first discovered Pottermore. I highly encourage everyone to check it out! In case you’re curious, here’s a brief summary of how the site works:
After you’ve registered (i.e. enrolled) at the HiH Hogwarts, chosen your house, and created a personal Gringott’s vault - which is entirely free, btw - you can join a dorm, add friends, buy books, register for classes, and earn house points by completing assignments. You get a personal profile and a gradebook to mark your progress, as well as access to fun sides like chocolate frog cards and academic gifts from your professors. YOU CAN EVEN WRITE YOUR OWN BOOKS (fictional and non-fictional) WHICH ARE THEN ADDED TO THE LIBRARY. MY NERDY HEAD SPUN ALL THE WAY AROUND, GUYS.
I’m taking History of Magic and Transfiguration at the moment, catching up on the lessons I missed when I had no idea the site existed. It’s surprisingly high brow, educationally extensive and an absolute blast. I also made, like, ten new friends during my first hilarious chat with my Slytherin dormmates. Honestly, as someone who’s almost always invisible, even online, that’s a huge deal to me. Everyone is so nice over there.
Go, fellow Potterheads! Go forth and get sorted*!
*In truth, you aren’t really sorted. You pick your house. Slytherin forever. ♥
LOOK AT ALL THOSE RAVENCLAWS
AS A RAVENCLAW SURROUNDED BY SLYTHERINS I AM SO HAPPY TO FINALLY KNOW WHERE MY PEOPLE ARE
Omfg this needs to be spread.
WHAT. JOINING RIGHT NOW.
My hair colour has faded. I’m going to redye it a combination of bright red and bright blue.
But should I do vertical stripes? Horizontal stripes? Ombre? Something else?
buzzfeedlgbt reports on this amazing app:
Speech Pathologist Kathe Perez has been working with trans clients for years. She recalls one patient’s insightful remark: “It’s that when I talk, it really isn’t a reflection of my soul – it isn’t a reflection of who I am.”
Perez has now developed Eva, the first phone app designed to help transgender users change the pitch and tone of their voice to reflect their identity.
Eva (Exceptional Voice App) is an entire suite of voice training mobile app products for both trans men and women. The app guides users through various lessons and breathing exercises.
The app’s website states it will take at least 6 to 12 months to effectively alter one’s voice. This video clip features an example “before and after” segment, having a user sample her “original” and “altered” voice:
As one user of the app put it: “Voice can be a real liability. There are definitely large parts of this country, even this state, where it’s dangerous to be trans. It can be a matter of life or death.”
At just $4.99, this app is a far more affordable option for users than visiting a vocal coach or speech pathologist. What a great resource!
mexican innovation :-)
as a student studying to be a speech pathologist this makes me super excited for the future!!!!!!!