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mallius:

but death can feel like forgiveness, too

mallius:

but death can feel like forgiveness, too

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What Hannibal’s really thinking

#I totally ate you too #In a more pleasant way

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Just got back from clubbing with the uni’s LGBT society. I really had a lot of fun! I was actually dancing and everything. I don’t know what happened - I guess I was just tipsy enough when we actually got to the dance, I felt confident enough to begin moving, and once I began moving I didn’t really stop. I have no idea how bad I looked; it was fun anyway.

I danced with some guy a bit, when my friend took a break (he was mostly dancing with her), and another guy said my t-shirt was cool (it’s a cheshire cat one).

It’s a pity we had to leave early, cause one of the other people had vertigo (or possibly “vertigo”, given what I heard her friend say while we were waiting for the minibus).

A very fun night in any case. My legs are aching now.

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23 Apr 2014 208 notes
becauseforoncethisisme said:
How do you see people as how they are (the godkillers, the vicious dirty fighters) and still love them as you do?

notbecauseofvictories:

HOW TO HAVE FAITH IN HUMANITY DESPITE ITS MANY SINS: A Non-Cohesive and Highly Subjective Answer in Five Parts

[1] The shortest answer is free will.

This answer is cheating, because it is the answer that says you don’t get the virtues, the art and nobility and courage and kindness, unless you also give people the option to be immoral, destructive, ignoble, cowardly, and cruel. It’s not multiple choice if there’s only one bubble on the scantron. And like boxes and apples and fire before it, people will choose those things, again and again, just because they’re easier, because they can. But a goodness that is compelled is not goodness.

[2] The second answer is that humans are mostly made up of broken bones and scar tissue and hurting. We are not born in a vacuum and the world is not always a kind place. Many people do to others what has been done to them. This is not an excuse, merely an explanation.

[3] You are not obligated to love everyone. You are definitely not obligated to like everyone. But if you’re not open to being surprised and delighted by people’s existence, their extraordinary mundane complexity, you’ll miss everyone too.

[4] Whoever said that one bad apple spoils the barrel really didn’t understand apples. This also applies to people.

[5] The last answer is also cheating. It says that if you try to determine whether humanity is worth saving by taking all the monsters the human race has produced—all the tyrants and serial killers and warlords and oppressors—and put them on one side of a great scale, filling the other side with all the saints, revolutionaries, and moral teachers, all those who serve the poor or help the needy, all the humble, honest people you can find, enough maybe, to save sodom…

…you have seriously missed the point of the whole endeavor.

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lupercos:

my hair is red and i don’t know how to shut my mouth

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whimsicalobservant:

adventures-in-asexuality:

tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

hey whimsicalobservant, do you happen to know what these proverbs actually mean idiomatically? because sudden curiosity

Of course I do ::D Native language and things like that.
Your English is under all pig - Dein englisch ist unter aller Sau: “Your English is really, really shitty.”
I believe, I spider - Ich glaub, ich spinne: “Really?!” / “I cant believe my eyes. In the bad sense of you done fucked up now”
I believe me kicks a horse - Ich glaub mich tritt ein Pferd: dict.cc gives me “Well blow me”, but that specific idiom isn’t from my corner of the country so I’m unfamiliar with it. We use “Ich glaub mein Schwein pfeift”, I think (I believe my pig whistles)
Nobody can reach me the water - Niemand kann mir das Wasser reichen: “None of you are as good as I am” / “I am the best”
I see black for you - Ich sehe schwarz für dich: “You don’t stand a chance” from schwarz sehen - to be pessimistic
I get foxdevilswild - Ich werd fuchsteufelswild: “That makes me really fucking pissed off”
I only understand railstation - Ich versteh nur Bahnhof: “I understand jack shit”
Now we have the salad - Jetzt haben wir den Salat: Something went wrong, things are going to be hairy to sort out. The person who says that phrase usually warned against doing the thing that made the thing go wrong.

whimsicalobservant:

adventures-in-asexuality:

tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

hey whimsicalobservant, do you happen to know what these proverbs actually mean idiomatically? because sudden curiosity

Of course I do ::D Native language and things like that.

Your English is under all pig - Dein englisch ist unter aller Sau: “Your English is really, really shitty.”

I believe, I spider - Ich glaub, ich spinne: “Really?!” / “I cant believe my eyes. In the bad sense of you done fucked up now”

I believe me kicks a horse - Ich glaub mich tritt ein Pferd: dict.cc gives me “Well blow me”, but that specific idiom isn’t from my corner of the country so I’m unfamiliar with it. We use “Ich glaub mein Schwein pfeift”, I think (I believe my pig whistles)

Nobody can reach me the water - Niemand kann mir das Wasser reichen: “None of you are as good as I am” / “I am the best”

I see black for you - Ich sehe schwarz für dich: “You don’t stand a chance” from schwarz sehen - to be pessimistic

I get foxdevilswild - Ich werd fuchsteufelswild: “That makes me really fucking pissed off”

I only understand railstation - Ich versteh nur Bahnhof: “I understand jack shit”

Now we have the salad - Jetzt haben wir den Salat: Something went wrong, things are going to be hairy to sort out. The person who says that phrase usually warned against doing the thing that made the thing go wrong.

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23 Apr 2014 2 notes
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Anonymous said:
Hey what's a pour over? *uk barista here*

yourbaristahatesyou:

It’s a brew method where you grind and brew just one cup of coffee by pouring the water over the coffee grounds and have it filter into through into the cup.

Oh, so it’s a filter coffee then? Or are there differences? (Filter coffee being you put the coffee ground in filter paper in/over the cup and leave hot water to drip through till full)

greyeart:

Still don’t know how to crackle.
FR com for Wintersweet.
Wow is that the time, the sun’s rising, better get to sleep uwu

greyeart:

Still don’t know how to crackle.

FR com for Wintersweet.

Wow is that the time, the sun’s rising, better get to sleep uwu

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mean-cannibals:

What I really want is for one of the sex scenes to be Will empathizing with Alana after she has sex with Hannibal.

The pendulum swings and suddenly Will’s laying under Hannibal as Hannibal just goes to town, and he narrates the entire thing like:

"He slides his dick into me carefully before establishing a quick rhythm…"

"He knows exactly where my G-spot is but he isn’t going to do anything about it, not just yet…"

He shouts out “This is my design” at orgasm.

And when he leaves the empathy sequence, he looks Alana straight in the eye and says “You go, girl” before giving her a hi-5.

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I’m just going to submit the serious reply (sans swearing) before I end up sounding any more defensive or angry than i already am. I had more points to make, but…later.

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thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

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ohcorny:

wow the cutest oglaf

ohcorny:

wow the cutest oglaf

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eraofstories:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

i hope this helps some of my followers. sadly, my feet are very small, so my socks are not big enough for this to work. 

Where do the trousers go?

eraofstories:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

i hope this helps some of my followers. sadly, my feet are very small, so my socks are not big enough for this to work. 

Where do the trousers go?

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